Friday, March 1, 2013

Bible. [Did she really just say that sh*t?!]

My back has been hurting so much the past couple days that I can't even wipe my own ass without being close to tears.

I'm 85% positive that Kanye and Kim's baby will be ugly.


Some bloggers are such snobs.  I'm tired of putting in the effort without getting any bit of reciprocation.  It's too much like sex.

My kids were watching Disney Channel the other week and all I heard was "We shall call this place Pooh Corner."  I immediately blurted out, "That's rude, they might as well call it shit hole!"  Serious eye rolling ensued.


I loathe teenagers.  Okay, not all (shoutouts to my teen readers!) of them, but most.  I want to poke my eyes out when I hear teenagers talk about the latest Facebook drama or how they got so many likes on the picture they posted of themselves on Instagram.  I.  DO.  NOT.  CARE.  When you get a job and learn what it's like to do everything on your own - then we can talk.  Over drinks.

Speaking of teenagers, once my girls hit their teens they are going to be homeschooled.  Or sent to a convent.  In another country.  Probably convent so I don't have to deal with them except on visitation days.

Today's supposed to be a fitness day but I'm not feeling very fitness-y.  I'd rather sit on my ass all day and laugh and stupid things, like this:

♥ Duckie.


  1. OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! I saw that vid last week and totally laughed my ass off!!! Dumb broads.

  2. Haha, I hope kim and kanye's baby does not look like that, aaahhh!

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

  3. I totally lol'd at you kim/kanye baby photo! I hope your back pain is slowly fading away, just take it easy girl. Hugs :)

  4. haha oh teenagers are terrifying! especially girls haha. good luck when you girls are older :) and love your pooh corner comment haha.

  5. Hope your back is feeling better soon hun :-) Thank god for the internet huh to take your mind off it!
    (and that pic of Kim-anye-baby is too funny)

    Vanessa x


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