Friday, February 7, 2014

I Love Your... [free printable]

I warned you last time that it was only gonna get dirtier, so all you prudes can just leave right now.  I am the type of person who is completely comfortable talking about sex to anyone.  Everyone does it - even our parents (vom!) got down and dirty to create some pretty spectacular humans such as ourselves.  That's life people, deal with it!

Anyway, it's no secret that I love to joke around about everything and sex is just another topic in my joke book.  Because when you really think about it, sex is kinda gross.  And what's the best way to get over how gross/painful/weird something is?  Laugh about it.

With that said, here is today's free printable card:



See?  Laugh and get over it.  Easy, right?  Good.  Now doesn't that make you just wanna go out and get a bucket of chicken from KFC?  No?  Fine then.

A few notes on this one:  Google Drive is being a bitch and keeps flipping the images around so I had to use Dropbox to share this one.  Just click the link and hit download and you can either save or just open it and print.  And don't forget to print this double-sided!!

Enjoy!


11 comments:

  1. hahahaah! cock talk for the win!!! awesome.

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. I love this so much!!! Perfect card!

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  3. bahahahahahahaha! awesome!
    P.S. My parents only had sex twice. That's what I tell myself. And they didn't like it. Yep. Because otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night.

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  4. My parents never had sex. I was an immaculate conception delivered by the stork, thankyouverymuch. The card made me giggle though. I don't know if you guys have Target in Guam, but their Valentine's cards have gotten pretty racy the last couple years. They even make me blush and I'm a hoebag.

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  5. Ahhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahaha! This is so full of awesome! I love it!

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  6. hahahahaha I have no words for this! That's one funny card! xoxo

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    1. i have plenty of words for this! So funny. Something warren would like or at least a smile from him. :). lol. good one, Twin! HallmarkfortheNaughty.com

      xoxo, K.Lee
      leemuse.blogspot.com

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  7. So funny!!!

    Happy Weekend ,kisses

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  8. This card is EVERYTHING!!! So awesome!

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  9. Ha ha!!! I love it :-)
    YES! It clearly must be the apocalypse because everyone is getting in to Valentine's day this year!!
    Love it girl!! Keep up the great work. You ALWAYS crack me up!

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