...I totes forgot that today was confession day. I've been forgetting to bring my planner to work with me so I've been kinda lost the past few days. I had absolutely nothing planned for today so thanks for saving my ass and giving me something to write about, oh goddess of Wednesdays, Kathy!
...Okay, so this one is kind of embarrassing, but...I've been craving a roasted turkey leg for the past few days now. Those big giant ones that they sell at SeaWorld and Disneyland that look ridiculous so you're all like, "no thanks", but then you try one anyway because, "what the hell, you're at Disneyland!", and it is pure carnivorous heaven. Yeah, that one. Please, don't judge me.
...I bought this tea called "China Slim Tea" (as if that isn't sketchy enough) that's supposed to be like a detox tea but I'm too scared to try it. I've found mixed reviews on it so I'm still on the fence. Maybe I should just hold off and try the ($55!!) Tiny Teatox instead?
...I hate those "Oops, you forgot something in your cart!" emails. Um, no shit, I left them there because I can't afford them right now. Thanks for reminding me. Douche bags.
...I'm reaaaaaaallllllllly late on the Parks & Rec train. As in, I just started watching it this year. As in, these past two weeks. I know.