Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Seriously, wtf...and other confessions.

...I didn't confess last week because...I completely forgot.  By the time I remembered, it was kinda late so I said "fuck it" and just left it at that.



...Maybe it's because my Mirena is wearing off or maybe it's just the weather, but I've been having really bad cravings lately.  Currently it's chocolate and pickles. 



...It's the 10th day of September and I have done ZERO workouts this month.  Besides my regular morning yoga routine (thanks again, Kenzie), I haven't had the energy or motivation to do my nightly HIIT workouts or go running or anything at all.  I just printed out the September Squat Challenge calendar so going to try to at least do that when I'm not in the mood for anything else.



...The house is a certifiable mess right now.  The only thing I am looking forward to this weekend is CLEANING.  That never happens.  Ever.



...Since I mentioned weird cravings I might as well confess this too, and I'm sure that most of you will be more than a little judgy about it - I know I would be.  Anyway, so last night I had a deviled egg sandwich for dinner.  I was fine and satisfied until I started getting hungry again at around 9:30pm.  Since I was already in bed I didn't want to go out and get something and it was too late to be cooking so I had to improvise with what we had.  I didn't want another sandwich.  I didn't want Pringles.  I didn't want Oreos.  I was craving something salty.  I thought about popcorn but decided getting kernels stuck in my already aching tooth wasn't worth it.  Then I spotted the container of Montreal Steak Seasoning on the counter.  As soon as I saw it I just KNEW I would be shamed for it but I had to have it.  I've never done crack, but I'm pretty sure what I was feeling was the same way an addict would feel.  I took that container into my room, poured some into my hand, and proceeded to eat it.  I know.  I KNOW.  I just couldn't stop myself.  I felt so stupid/ashamed/disgusted doing it, but I couldn't resist it.  It tasted soooo good.  Like eating a steak - without the steak.  It satisfied my craving completely and I was able to sleep after that, which is something a crack addict wouldn't be able to do.





Your turn to confess!  GO!

21 comments:

  1. the cravings are real, folks. before my period i was eating all the things and i never do that!

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  2. Haha ain't no shame! When a craving strikes you just have to satisfy it.

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  3. I'm actually looking forward to cleaning this weekend too. I haven't had the energy/desire to get things done after my weekend out of town so there are clothes piles everywhere. Here's to getting our productivity groove back!

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  4. Girl! I used to just eat ketchup by itself. It's crazy but totally understandable! I received the package you sent! Thank you so much for doing the giveaway and the things you added were perfect. I love the bracelet. You are def. my fav!

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  5. I forgot to do my confessions post the other week too. By the time I remembered I said forget it too. I am glad you are liking the daily yoga! Yay! Cravings are real. It's best to just feed the beast and get it over with ha ha.

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  6. Struggling with bad food cravings...my life story. I've currently been on a bread binge. F-M-L

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  7. hahaha oh my god that is hilarious and absolutely something i would do.
    that cleaning gif is hilarious! i keep seeing it but no idea where it is from. but anyway, i cleaned last weekend and it was such a good feeling that i might do it again this weekend!

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  8. hahahahaha omg, that reminds me of when I was little - I would eat spray butter. like legit just spray it in my mouth. coffee creamer too, drink that right out of the container.

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  9. A few years ago I was a little outta control with my eating habits. I am the type of person who doesn't keep stuff in my house just to keep me from having access to it. I won't literally drive somewhere to get something that I crave so I am safe. Someone had made cinnamon toast at my house and had left a small sugar bowl. I was having a craving and commenced to eating the sugar by the spoonful. Yes, shameful but it happened.

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  10. bahaha I say eat the seasoning with no shame!! I've eaten a scoop of peanut butter doused in maple syrup before. No cracker, no banana just the delicious two and I don't regret it

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  11. I always get really bad craving before that time of the month. But, hey if it satisfied your cravings then don't be ashamed of eating the seasoning.

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  12. So like the seasoning thing....sometimes a bitch has just gotta have something...no judging! LOL! I crave all the bad things all of the time. Its a struggle! At least that seasoning was low calorie!

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  13. The spice thing, lol! It's just like eating peanut butter or Nutella out of the jar.

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  14. I've never eaten steak seasoning like that before, but I can confess, that when I get super hungry, I throw a ton of butter on everything.

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  15. hahahah you ate the steak sauce??? WTF and who looks forward to cleaning!!! Get your head checked this weekend! hahah (I laughed this entire post)

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